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Hi, call me Kree ♥

My hobbies include gardening and dabbling in vulture culture and witchcraft.

You can talk to me if you want, but I probably don't have anything interesting to say.

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jinglybutts:

most people think i’m this cute and innocent lil girl but in all honesty, i can act cute and all- but at the end of the night i want to frickle frackle so dang hard that im sore the next day 

moreanimalia:

aquasplendens:

realitymonster:

hypeangel:

Pew!

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I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV!
So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!

This was on the show Super Senses, which I talked about the other day because it is an excellent nature show!

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

weallheartonedirection:

You guy’s have got to try this.

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

foodffs:

Well I think this is brilliant, so I decided to make these gifs (so you don’t have to bother with video 😅) and give it a little promotion. Here’s a Kickstarter link for anyone who can support it:

Fonde: The Ravioli Rolling Pin, Perfected.

i-mahu:

miituna-sandwiich:

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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What

There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise

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